

#Marked safe facebook full
The world would seem like a cauldron of terrors, and any unknown much too scary to venture into, full of things which might harm you and your friends and family. I mean, if Facebook did do that, why, your feed would be a nonstop deluge of Crises from which people are Marked Safe. If a single person were hospitalized as a result of an incident in a single town of 216,000, would Facebook call on every resident of that town to mark themselves safe? Yeah, they’re fine, thanks, because that region has a population of 1.3 million, and while it is a shame that six of them were hospitalized as a result of that tornado (which hit Canada frequently) when you do the math you quickly realize that that is equal to one out of every 216,000 people.
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Todd and Jennifer marked themselves safe but what about Joe? Stefan? Stephane? What happened to them? As a former Ottawa resident I have multiple Facebook friends there.


But all they do is reinforce the incorrect notion that the world is a terrifying place where unpredictable awful things happen frequently they worsen the problem by attempting to treat the symptom.Ĭonsider, for instance, “ The Tornado in Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec, Canada” a few months ago. They don’t mean to prey on our anxieties. But that said, for the love of humanity, when something bad happens, please stop marking yourself safe on Facebook. They are a locus for donations and offers of help.
#Marked safe facebook movie
This week, Melanie is a boss babe, Brianne cannot believe the audacity, movie execs are gross, and Sandwich Daddy saves the day.Ĭontent warnings: structural collapse with injuries, car/motorcycle crash with severe injuries, severe facial injury/degloving, coma, life support, death of spouse, limb amputation.Let me begin by saying that Facebook’s Crisis Response pages do a lot of good. This month, Melanie is the puppeteer, Brianne does not receive sneaky garlic bread, one bracket ends and a new one begins, it can't hurt to be horny, Melanie highlights a good cause, and Brianne has to eat her words.Ĭontent warnings: monsoon, lightning strike, corpses, mafia, flooding, drowning, gambling addiction, homelessness, fingers being cut off, drug use, shooting death, very brief mention of CSA. This week, Melanie can see into Cody's soul, Brianne hates ocean bugs, you're gonna get f****d up on a new level, and Melanie wants to go out on Fabio's face.Ĭontent warnings: decapitation, brief and non-detailed description of deaths of young child at 18:30, plane crash, death of teenager, injury to 6 year old who survives, gun violence, drowning death of 11 year old, detailed description of domestic violence involving an infant who is in danger but survives at 29:00, wasps, falling death, stalking/harassment, hostages, suicide beginning at 37:00, facial injury, dead goose. This week, Brianne thinks you're being obtuse, crawfish are too much from a spiritual standpoint, we progress through a bracket full of horrors, Brianne is fluffing as we speak, a new way of dealing with competitors emerges, and Taco Bell pinch hits for Denny's after a crime spree.Ĭontent warnings: deaths of multiple children with moderate description of injuries beginning at 16:48, arson, injury to dog. This week, there's a lot of crying, Brianne has news about cooking, someone's panda love goes a step too far, an elephant flies, and disaster relief gets serious.Ĭontent warnings: public harassment/stranger danger situation, graphic description of wounds to legs, elephant abuse/culling/peril.
